I wanted a script to show a random quote from bash.org in every new terminal session. PHP is my language of choice. :)
Save as “bashquote” and chmod 755 (rwxr-xr-x) to use (make sure the regexp looks exactly as below in preg_match_all()). The script only works in a Unix/Linux environment.
Edit 15. april 2015: The code has been moved to Github! :)